“He has finally update the website!” you scream whilst sending me nudes of your sexy legal aged sister/daughter/wife/self.
Yes, this will only mean one thing - my webhost will notice that I am actually using his hosting and will want back payment on hosting. That’s the way the cookie crumbles, or how the requests for payment get flagged as spam and sent off to a Nigerian 419 spammer asking for their account details because King Bonza of Australia has been kicked out of his throne and as I am his son, I need the dough. Really.
Another year has rolled around, and to follow the theme from the previous update we come across the bastard spawn from the Summer Olympic games, the Commonwealth Games and the Winter Olympics. Both of them get about as much interest as knitting channel and only watched by people whose countries can actually win things there (you will not be seeing a team from a country boarding with the Sahara in the winter Olympics. However if there is, ignore).
How can you make something like this interesting? For most sports fanatics, isn’t the summer Olympics enough? Isn’t seeing people who look so thin and seem to have the media skills of a 2 year old “Yeah *puffed out, breathing heavily* I like to thank my mum and dad and HIIIII SIS!!!” once every four years enough? It is not like they are advancing the human civilisation in any way, except for how they can hide their drug use, and what drug can do what, so the ravers know what to look forward to in the next raving season.
Oh well, I’ll just watch it for the fuck ups and backstabbing. Especially with the Australian rowing and athletic teams.